banky’s piece that “self destructed” after being bought for a million dollars is worth more now because the “self destruction” was just a neat shredding and didnt even shred it all the way so its like pretty intact and its worth more now. never mind about it being kind of epic because if banksy wasnt a fake deep pussy he’d have it self immolate or something that renders it as worthless as possible
once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
“People scare me. They change their minds so quick. One moment it’s “I love you” and “you make me happy” and the next it’s “I’m not sure anymore” and “this isn’t what I want.””
